Bbq Smoker Shirt, Pork Butt Meat Rub, Grill Smoker, Funny Barbecue Gifts, Grilling Shirts, Pig Butt, Pulled Pork, Cookout Dad Joke Gift Tee
$18.74 $24.99
If you’ve ever heard Dad jokes like I Like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled, I’d smoke that, or King of the Grill, then welcome to the world of BBQ humor with our funny meat smoker design that is sure to get some laughs at your next cookout! Make this your one-stop shop for all things BBQ and grilling! Our "If You Rub Your Meat Too Long You’ll Go Blind" T-shirt is the perfect attire for any barbecue enthusiast or pork butt aficionado. This unique t-shirt features a whimsically illustrated pig wearing an eye patch, bringing together the worlds of BBQ and pubescent Dad jokes in one stylish piece. It's a fun, quirky way to express your love for the art of grilling and testing new rubs for smoked meat.
The t-shirt is made from high-quality, soft and comfortable cotton, ensuring it withstands the heat of the grill and the test of time. The design is printed using durable, non-toxic inks that retain their vibrancy even after repeated washing. To maintain the quality and longevity of the print, we recommend washing the shirt inside out in cold water.
This t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing – it's a celebration of the BBQ culture and the joy of grilling. Whether you're a barbecue smoker master or a weekend griller, this shirt will add a pinch of humor and a dash of personality to your grilling sessions. It also makes a perfect gift for the BBQ lovers in your life, adding a touch of handcrafted quality and creativity that we stand for. So, wear your love for BBQ on your sleeve, or rather, on your chest, and let the world know that nothing beats the smell of smoked butt in the morning!
Printed on a Bella Canvas 3001, this classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
! 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
! Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
! Retail fit
! Tear away label
! Runs true to size
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